Review Maven

So, this is my first or "test" post on this new blog.

I must tell you, I'm a movie whore. Seriously. I love it. I need to just get the damned Netflix and call it a day. I probably will as I have decided to embark on an actual blog in relationship to reviewing movies.

You may say, "Reviewmaven, do you review movies for a living?". I would say,"No". I do not review movies for a living. I do not make money doing this. I'm just another self important ass who wants to use the Information Superhighway as a venue to tell the entire world MY opinions about movies.

I will not being reviewing movies in any particular order. I may even review extremely old movies or movies from five years ago. Basically, any god damned movie I want. Do you have a problem with that, punk?

If you disagree or you agree, please, by all means, post a comment. Comments are liking getting a real letter in the mail. I get so excited, I pee a little, just like your Grandma's dog.

Nothing to review as of yet, but come back. I might have themes, I might make up a grading scale. I have to think about this and I was WAY too excited to think it through.